COPYWRITER!

creative. comedian.

Welcome! I’m so excited you’re here! But here’s the important question:

why are you heRE?

THINGS I’M GOOD AT / CAN DO FOR YOU

There’s other stuff I’m good at (opening jars), but these are the key things you can ask me to do for you…

copywriting

This has been my job for the past 7/8 years and I’m upsettingly enthusiastic about it. I’ve been lucky enough to work across a bunch of fun and funky media, too: my experience spans web content, TV commercials, product content, and even one tram wrap. I really, really, really love writing.

funny stuff

I am Melbourne’s 3rd-best, Furby-based amateur comedian (unverified). I will write funny things. I will say funny things. I’ve been known to do a bit of improvised comedy. I’d probably go on your podcast or do your comedy night.

Furby STUFF

I can probably restore and repair the Furby that has been sitting in your cupboard since 1999 (I don’t have an engineering degree, but I do have an incredible amount of self-belief and screwdrivers). I have 30 Furbys – I am not joking and I can prove it.

other writing stuff!

In case you were not aware, I am also a Serious Writer™ who is currently writing a book. I do love writing a cheeky opinion piece or two, and I accept commissions (unless I don’t want to). My main areas of interest are issues that impact the queer/trans communities and deeply cursed popular culture. I am an absolute legend of the keyboard (computer, not musical).

award school?

Seeing as it was on the internet in other places, I decided to put my AWARD School portfolio here, too. Special commentary added! Just as a nice treat for you :)

so you’ve decided to communicate with me…

Fill in this form if you:

  • want to be friends

  • are a robot and are sick of being excluded from submitting online forms

  • know where the Loch Ness Monster is

  • enjoyed any of this content

  • think you would like to commission me for something (that would be so cool)

  • have a complaint that is specific in nature (MUST be specific)

If forms aren’t your thing, you can also email me or find me on LinkedIn.